As the Nominee of the Dirty Bum Party…
I’m sick and tired! I’m sick and tired of the expanded campain season and the lack of quality candidates. Who cares about Iowa caucusus; why should New Hampshire have such a loud voice? Are you tired of political inequality? So am I! I declared my canditacy Tuesday night, January 08 at my campain headquarters, Sportsman’s Bar of Alberton, Montana, not only is it the best campain HQ, it’s the best bar!
I have this to say about our great country, when there’s a canidate that’s named after a baseball glove, it’s no wonder we’re in trouble and need straightening out. And if this country isn’t straightened out, I’m running for the Canadien border. I could run south, but there’s too many illegals, man.”
I’m a voice for everyman, and every tall blonde! I only have this to say at the moment: “Leave my Country alone, Man!”
Check back often as I construct the planks of my platform…
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